people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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