Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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