what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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