Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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