Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Randomize
