that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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