Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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