i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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