There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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