yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Randomize
