The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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