You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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