Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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