How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
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