Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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