So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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