Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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