Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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