"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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