just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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