these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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