Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I didn't shave. On purpose
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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