Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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