I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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