Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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