Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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