I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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