actually, I'm a sock model
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
tonight lets celebrate not being married
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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