i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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