I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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