Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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