I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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