I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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