its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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