Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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