grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
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