i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
it was like his penis was on wheels.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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