Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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