just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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