hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
my poor anus
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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