she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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