your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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