R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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