A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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