My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
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