dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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