you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
You made out with two different species that night
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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