Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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