I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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