get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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