he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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