I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
So much Jack, so little girl.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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